Who likes wine and cheese? THIS LADY! I have been a wine supporter for many years now but recently delved into the world of cheese. Wine is kind of "our thing" because we live by vineyards; people come to visit and we serve wine, cheese, salami, etc. I don't know anything about cheese. I know more about defusing bombs than I know about cheese and let me tell you, I know very little about defusing bombs.
This is where serendipity comes into play.
I saw a tutorial for DIY cutting boards on Centsational Girl and knew they would be perfect for serving cheese and appetizers.
AND THEN.....
I went to a winemaker's class on Saturday with my father and husband and the topic was wine and cheese pairing! (The class is at Callaway Winery and is awesome, I highly recommend it)
Which lead me to this lovely conclusion:
A monogrammed cheese board.
Materials:
- A section of untreated wood, also called "green". (I used 1-3/4" thick Douglas Fir, it is a softer wood but has worked great so far)
- Jigsaw or scroll saw
- Sand paper, 80 & 220 Grit
- Template (I printed mine on the computer)
- Wood burner (I bought mine at Michael's Crafts, $13.99 and I used a 50% off coupon= $7)
- Mineral Oil
Instructions:
1. Choose a shape for your cutting board, I chose a standard shape from Microsoft Word. Print the template, cut it out and trace onto your wood. Square is good too!
2. Use your jigsaw or scroll saw to cut the wood.
3. Sand the wood with 80 grit sandpaper, then move to 220. Make sure you sand all sides.
4. Wipe your cutting board down to remove all dust.
5. I printed my monogram on the computer and used an ancient secret for transferring it to the wood.
Ancient Secret
- Print your monogram (you can also use simple clipart).
- Flip your monogram over and use a pencil to shade the back of your picture, cover the entire monogram.
- Flip picture back over and place on your cutting board, tape down to prevent it from slipping.
- Trace the right side of the monogram completely using a ballpoint pen.
- Remove the paper and admire your work! The lead on the back of your picture was transferred to the wood when you traced the right side.
6. Now you are ready to burn the monogram into your wood. I don't have any tips for this, just be careful, take your time and follow the manufacturer instructions. Also, practice on a piece of scrap wood before attempting to burn your cutting board.
This is the cutting board before the application of mineral oil.
7. Once you have the monogram burned in to your satisfaction rub the mineral oil into the wood and enjoy! You need 2-3 coats of mineral oil properly coat your cutting board.
Invite some people over (or none at all) and serve some cheese and wine!
I *highly* recommend blue cheese with a white dessert wine. I don't like either but the combination was magical.
Just for fun, here are the combinations we tried in wine class:
First Course
Wine: Callaway Winemaker's Reserve 2008 Bella Blanch (Sparkling)
Cheese: Le Delice des Cremiers
Second Course
Wine: Winemaker's Reserve 2008 Sangiovese
Cheese: Brebis Ossau-Iraty
Third Course
Wine: Winemaker's Reserve 2008 Cabernet Sauvignon
Cheese: Extra Sharp Canadian Cheddar
Fourth Course
Wine: Winemaker's Reserve 2010 Late Harvest Chardonnay
Cheese: Castello Blue Cheese
These might be the cutest curtains ever made by human hands. I also might be prone to exaggerating, you be the judge.
I woke up at 6am intending to go to hot yoga. Let me tell you, this is not a motivator to get out of bed. I hit the road to my friend's house (I wasn't about to pass out like a fool alone) and quickly went nowhere. *sitting* *waiting* . Thirty minutes passed and I hadn't made it on to the freeway yet, DAMN YOU rush hour traffic. At this point I decided to head back home.
Or so I thought.
I decided to stop at Home Depot and get another can of grey paint (elephant skin) to finish my room. You guys, it took me THREE cans to paint my bedroom. Now before you can ask, NO, I do not live in a palace. I live in a standard house with standard sized rooms. I
After getting the paint I decided to hit Walmart (What else is open at 6:30am?) to get supplies for a long planned project:
These curtains make my heart pitter patter.
2- Twin size flat sheets from Walmart (This will be the liner)- $5 each
Note: Your curtain will be longer than the liner, you
- Scream at your dogs because they are playing Spartan Warrior all over your fabric.
- Lock them outside with no toys.
- Let them back in because they are tormenting the neighbor's dog
- Wonder why your neighbors are such jerks.
MOVING ON
4. Fold the top edge over and create a pocket approx. 3" wide. You will use this pocket to hang the curtains.
5. Attach your trim! I chose little black pompoms. Make sure you sew the trim on opposing sides as shown in the picture, I didn't want to trim the entire curtain.
6. You are done, hang them up and enjoy.
The trick is to line the cheap fabric. It gives the curtains weight and makes them look expensive.
I am so happy with the way they turned out.
So, you tell me. Are the curtains adorable or am I prone to exaggerating?
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